Author(s): Ross Petras; Kathryn Petras; Workman Calendars

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A fresh year of idiotic utterances from celebrities, politicians, and athletes.

A hilarious daily gaffe, malapropism, or other face-palm moment, provided by entertainers, athletes, business leaders, politicians, and other prominent people who unfortunately decided to speak their minds. Fraction-challenged golfers ("Half excitement, half relief, and the other half I don't know"--Phil
Mickelson). Tough-on-crime leaders ("In Sweden, it is forbidden by law to be a criminal."--Swedish politician Annie Lööf). Plus failures in proofreading (BORIS'S BREXIT OPTIONS AS HE GOES PUBIC AFTER WEEKS IN THE SHADOWS--Daily Mail headline), dumb tourist questions ("Is this island
surrounded on three sides by water or by four?"), and what not to say in court ("Defendant: What was it you told me to say when he asked that?"). Printed on FSC-certified paper and 100% recyclable.